Voice Over Artist saves Valentine’s Day

Monkey Swing OK, so claiming to actually save Valentine’s Day might be a bit of a stretch, but without an attention grabbing title, what other reason would you have to read on?

The truth is that my voice over services have saved many people around Valentine’s Day, Christmas, loved ones’ birthdays and so on. These very same people are the ones who are either so busy or just so easily distracted, that they don’t remember to pick up something as simple as a card on that special day. In a time where a personalised card can be ordered on line for next day delivery, that can prove to be downright embarrassing.

Trouble is, next day delivery is fine if you remember on the morning of the day before. Leave it until you get home from work, and you’re pretty much screwed. Sure, you might be able to sneak out to the nearest 24 hour supermarket – I’m lucky enough to have one just a short walk from my home, but not everyone is blessed with such modern day miracles.

So, what to do? Well how about a personalised ringtone or voicemail greeting? It might be a little cheesy, but it’s novel and it shows you care. Imagine your other half was a huge Star Wars fan and every time you called him, his phone did this:

And better yet, what if that same character actually said your name? It’s all possible, and the best part is that it is all very quick. Assuming I am in the studio, I will record your tone and get it back to you within the hour. If I’m not, I’ll let you know just how fast I can do it. What’s more, I’m also making a point of remaining in the studio on Valentines Day, so if you really do leave it to the last minute, I can help.

Characters include Yoda, The Emperor, Darth Vader, Daleks, Optimus Prime, Eric Cartman, Dr Evil, From The Simpsons – Mr Burns, Moe, Barney, Snake, Dr Frink, Chief Wiggum, Apu and Jasper. From Little Britain – Marjorie Dors, Bubbles, Andy Pitkin. From Fonejacker – Terry Tibbs, George, Mr Doovde. Heath Ledger as The Joker, a movie trailer or a game show announcer.

There may well be a lot more, so if you don’t see something you like, please just ask. The price is a mere £5 and the audio will be delivered to you as a WAV and MP3 file for you to upload onto the phone of your choice. If you’d like to get one for yourself or as a gift, please just fill out the contact details on the right.